The Daily Whackjob

Mr. and Mrs. Whackjob were driving along Braddock Road Friday morning, where they witnessed a car pass them with “KC4AG” tags. At this point, Mrs. Whackjob got quite excited and started screaming “OMG OMG ITS KEN CUCCINELLI LOLZ.” As the drive continued, we noticed that he engaged in some quite maverick-y driving, including having his cell phone glued to his ear as he drove as well as changing lanes several times without signaling. Maybe it’s time someone got the State Senator a hands free device?

*Update–I’ve included a picture of us for BVBL’s sake.

This is great–the Indoor Tanning Association has put out a press release entitled “Sarah Palin said to Have a Tanning Bed in Alaska Governor’s Mansion–Tanning Beds Provide Much Needed Vitamin D in Northern Latitudes.” Really? People care about this?

While partisan bloggers and the sun scare industry will use this as an opportunity to undermine Gov. Palin and demonize the indoor tanning industry, the fact is that Governor Palin’s decision to get UV light from a tanning bed positively impacts her health.

HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAH!

“Kudos to Governor Palin for standing up to dermatologists and other members of the sun scare industry who are trying to frighten Americans away from UV light.”

Ooh, the evil dermatologists…What a maverick!