The Daily Whackjob

One or two people have noticed that we’re slowly bringing Whackjob back up after a long period of apathy, turmoil, strife, civil war, plague, herpes, and a llama named Fred (not to mention Suburban Privileged White Girl picking up a nasty virus and getting us hacked while she was in Russia). I’ve had several people e-mail the following questions and I thought I would answer them publicly so you people stop e-mailing me.

Why did DWJ disappear?

See above.

I’m looking for this or that old post. Do you still have it?

Nope, everything was destroyed in the ATF raid on our compound in Waco.

SPWG is HAWT!!! Is she seeing anyone?

Yes, and he’s a violent offender.

Are you going to cover politics?

Not in the same style and our previous life (you know, before Jeebus magically came down and made us people again and such). DWJ is moving back to its roots based in tasteless and crass humor. Reader discretion is advised.

Your site offends (me, my child, my monkey, my retarded sense of entitlement…)

WHEEEE!

I want to come blog at Whackjob.

And I want a magical machine that will provide me with H.O.D. (Hookers on Demand), but Jeebus just isn’t giving those out this year, is he.