Breaking: Ted Kennedy Dead, Booze Industry Declares Bankruptcy
Posted by Whackjob on May 17th, 2008
2008
May 17
He’s not really dead, but if he does die, we can claim we broke the news.
*Update*
CNN reporting “symptoms of a stroke”
*Update 2*
Looks like he had a seizure and people in the Kennedy Compound can’t recognize the signs of a stroke.
May 17th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Not very funny, but yeah I get it, you are an idiot who came from a family in the gutter of our culture. Making mom proud?
May 17th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
No, I’m an idiot from upper middle class. Poor people are unclean.
May 17th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
I feel bad for all the deaths caused by these over privileged drunks. I will not shed a tear when he is gone.
May 17th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Are you talking about Kennedy or Bush?
May 17th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Not too bright are you.
May 17th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Speaking of rumors. Did Whackette really leave?
May 17th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
WD40: Not a rumor, she wrote a goodbye post.
May 17th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Why she go? I missed the post.
May 17th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
She was just ready to move on. Blogging has a short half-life. She’s over at her own blog now: http://sunversuswind.com/
May 18th, 2008 at 12:32 am
in the event, the booze industry will be fine; lots more of us have to drink heavily to handle living in a world full of pieces of shit like you
May 18th, 2008 at 12:42 am
I clicked on the "Most Clicked" link at BNN and I saw the post headline Breaking: Ted Kennedy Dead, Booze Industry Declares Bankruptcy . I said, "Jeez, what an insensitive clod . Who would right that?" I was shocked, yes shocked, that it was the DWJ.
I am by no means a fan of Sen.Kennedy but my first political baby step was with him. http://yankeephilip.blogspot.com/2008/05/dear-mr-lynch.html .
May 19th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Hi Ben.
May 20th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
I remember watching the Kopechne incident unfold back in 1969 and was transfixed by how Ted and his family manipulated the press and his fellow citizens in spite growing evidence that everything Ted said about the incident was BS. When he got off with parole I was left dumbfounded not unlike I was when subsequently OJ got off. Following that incident and looking back objectively at the alleged incidences of conspiracy to rape and other whispered allegations of sexual harassment since 1969, as a card carrying democrat I can objectively say that he is a disgrace to the our party which has aided and abetted this guy’s anti social behavior. Am I glad he is ill and in all liklihood dying, nope but mostly for his family. Will I miss him, oh hell no!
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Wouldn’t it be great if he were dead along with all the other traitors in the senate. Martinez, McCain, Feinstein etc….. Teddy would be a good start. This boozehound is a fucking idiot.
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:59 am
It seems that Ted is going to Duke University Hospital for surgery (best brain surgeons in the world) then on to Mass. for the best chemo protocalls in the world. If you had Ted’s health care you would get in line at the local clinic and wait. "Do as I say not as I do". Apparently he will carry this attitude to the grave because all of the king’s horses and all of the kings men will never put Teddy together again.
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:36 am
The guy has a head the size of a melon on steroids. They should be able to land a mars lander in there with a shovel to dig the damn cancer out.