Breaking: Ted Kennedy Dead, Booze Industry Declares Bankruptcy
Posted by Whackjob on May 17th, 2008
2008
May 17
He’s not really dead, but if he does die, we can claim we broke the news.
*Update*
CNN reporting “symptoms of a stroke”
*Update 2*
Looks like he had a seizure and people in the Kennedy Compound can’t recognize the signs of a stroke.