Why DWJ is the best blog in Virginia - Top Ten
Posted by Mad Hatter on May 9th, 2007
2007
May 9
10. We make fart jokes.
9. We make gay jokes.
8. We use words like “beaner,” which makes us mildly racist.
7. Nate de la Pietra doesn’t like us.
6. We have a mix of conservative and liberal writers, and a good selection of commenters.
5. We link to ourselves.
4. We don’t ask everyone that agrees with us to link to us, comment saying they agree with us, write a post saying they agree with us, and trackback that they agree with us.
3. We aren’t associated with Bloggers 4 Sayre.
2. We don’t pretend that we have a lot of influence.
And the number one reason that DWJ is the best blog in Virginia is…
1. We don’t start flame wars (<–Â warning: probably offensive) when BNN rankings don’t have us listed as the most influential blog.
May 9th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
Good job, Mad Hatter! Nice post! I completely agree!
Check out this link if you liked the post.
May 9th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
A-friggin-men!
May 9th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
I rarely vote myself, but this is so a ten on the BNN scale. A combination of foul smells and a lack of political correctness, it is just perfect for my demonic, content-thieving soul.
May 9th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Look at the description for DWJ on my blogroll.
Every other blog should have that description. Anything less is clearly uncivilized. AND A LIE.
May 9th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
Mad Hatter, you forgot-you and I do “only actions” as well.
::hi fives Mad Hatter::
::pours beer::
::farts::
May 9th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
I just wet my pants. I swear to God if this isn’t the funniest post I’ve ever seen. Well done, Hatter.
May 9th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
Hey, is that Lowell Feld running in the Special Olympics???
May 9th, 2007 at 8:27 pm
Be nice Doggy. No one is making fun of the nasty colors on your blog.
May 9th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
11. We aren’t constrained by the conventional methods of counting. We think outside the number line. (The number one reason is actually number ten.)
Excellent job Mr. Hatter.
May 9th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Seriously, this is one of the best group blogs in VA…
May 9th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
You don’t start blog wars or take yourself too seriously? My God, how boring
What a great post!
May 9th, 2007 at 9:17 pm
Err, they match your colors. Besides, I’m not calling anyone mentally challenged, just pointing out that some have a problem with exaggerated self-importance.
May 9th, 2007 at 9:50 pm
HA! Thadd says the pics alone will make him actually blog!
May 9th, 2007 at 9:53 pm
So, is it ok that I like Nate? I had breakfast and drinks with him at the JJ, and we had a nice time.
May 9th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
This is becoming the new NLS… Ben ain’t gonna like that..
May 9th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Spank, STFU. Don’t ruin our plan…
May 9th, 2007 at 10:39 pm
That is awful DWJ. You have hit a lower low than I thought even for you. What gives you the right to get your giggles by making fun of mentally handicapped children? How can you justify making fun of mentally handicapped children? An apology is warranted here.
May 9th, 2007 at 11:14 pm
IT’S JUST AWFUL! EVEN FOR US!
ON OUR OWN BLOG…
We should be ashamed.
May 9th, 2007 at 11:48 pm
What?
May 9th, 2007 at 11:56 pm
Wait, are you kidding?
::slaughters the righteous high horse::
There. Now you don’t have anything to stand on.
We make fun of whoever we want. I even included a warning label. You brought it upon yourself by clicking. Heck, I didn’t even make the picture, I just Googled the image.
May 10th, 2007 at 12:04 am
The waring has absolutely nothing to do with it. You know as well as anyone, that deploying warnings like that only makes the person want to click on it more. And the premise doesn’t change. Warning or not. DWJ took the time to post the blog up there and include the picture. You don’t see anything wrong with making fun of mentally challenged children?
May 10th, 2007 at 12:06 am
No.
Anyways, I wasn’t making fun of them. It drew a very accurate parallel.
You are a prick.
May 10th, 2007 at 12:14 am
I’m sure Nate loves you in his way. As for me, I’m not cool enough for you to care, but I love this blog, too.
May 10th, 2007 at 12:30 am
Answer my question Mad Hatter: You don’t see anything wrong with making fun of mentally challenged children?
May 10th, 2007 at 1:47 am
Let us take a vote:
Who here thinks that I do not like mentally challenged children and that I support mocking them in public forums?
What do you want me to do, go down to the local Shriner’s hospital and shake the “mentally challenged” kids hands, apologizing to them, and maybe giving them teddy bears?
May 10th, 2007 at 7:31 am
Alex Davis: He’s not making fun of them. He’s making fun of you.
May 10th, 2007 at 7:45 am
Mr. Hatter, you should give Mr. Davis a teddy bear. Or maybe a stuffed elephant. Mr. Donkey might like one too.
May 10th, 2007 at 8:05 am
I think Genevieve would agree with me, if she wasn’t pretending to be so busy with her exams and papers and OMG all this graduation stuff, that Mr. Hatter should really him syphilis.
May 10th, 2007 at 8:08 am
That should be give him syphilis.
May 10th, 2007 at 8:15 am
“Best Juvenile Blog Ever….Bar None!!!!”
May 10th, 2007 at 8:29 am
Wait! Mr. Davis is complaining about a picture being displayed on a blog? Well, not even displayed; one must click on the link.
Oh! Sweet irony!
May 10th, 2007 at 8:47 am
You changed the numbers.
And Repub, we only get one exclamation point? Ditzocrats got three or four.
May 10th, 2007 at 9:04 am
Alex (May I call you Alex? Maxfield seems like such a lame attempt at an Internet Fake ID, and we don’t sell to minors), in time, as you slowly mature and become educated, you will learn several things. First, you will learn to identify humor, sarcasm, and might even master the art of determining just when you are the punchline of a joke. Two, you will learn that the reason girls don’t like you has less to do with an inherent flaw in their genetic markers and more to do with the fact that women are pretty good judges of character, and you’re just a little prick. Now, go away and don’t come back until you have accepted your own latent homosexuality.
May 10th, 2007 at 9:24 am
DWJ is the best blog in Virginia…
…we hold these truths to be self-evident.
May 10th, 2007 at 9:44 am
Megan: You had to lobby Myron for me and Eryn to get those extra exclamation points though, remember?
Cory: Have you been talking to Greg? He doesn’t think I’m really busy either, but he’s just irritated because I wouldn’t go out to dinner with him last night. Oh, and because I had to cancel another time I was supposed to chill with him because Matt and J.R. wanted to study for retailing. So don’t listen to Greg. I AM busy, Gramps.
May 10th, 2007 at 9:47 am
Wow. I never expected Alex to be the liberal PC police type.
Greg-what’s better than winning the special olympics?
May 10th, 2007 at 9:48 am
…being ranked number one by BNN?
May 10th, 2007 at 9:48 am
What?
May 10th, 2007 at 9:48 am
Nope.
Any other guesses?
May 10th, 2007 at 9:49 am
NOT BEING RETARDED.
May 10th, 2007 at 9:49 am
Not being retarded?
May 10th, 2007 at 9:50 am
YESSSS!!!! I WIN!
May 10th, 2007 at 9:51 am
Did anyone else read the post he wrote about us? He demands an apology. He also thinks I am a liberal and is trying to say this is a reflection of the Democratic Party’s ideals.
Hehe. What a retard.
May 10th, 2007 at 10:02 am
Yeah, I read it. He even gave us a valuable link. Just for that I will rate him a 2 rather than a 1 today.
May 10th, 2007 at 10:10 am
Funny that a blogger that’s been booted from conservative groups, has a history of lying, could serve in a war that he champions, but doesn’t, is making demands and claims to be the standard-bearer of the Republican party, as well as identifying who’s a liberal or a conservative. What a super-hero.
May 10th, 2007 at 10:16 am
New post on the subject
May 10th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Genevieve,
Meet him for dinner?! He’s not supposed to be eating food. Just slide a rice cake under his door and back slowly away.
And don’t concern yourself with whether the homos talk about you behind your back. We don’t. You lack the anatomy to be that interesting.
May 10th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Which is why I didn’t go with him, DUH, CORY, ZOMG.
Besides, I already know that Greg doesn’t talk about me behind my back. He is more than willing to explain in great detail exactly what is wrong with me to my face for extended periods of time.
May 10th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
OUCH, Cory. That was a burn if I ever saw one.
Oh, and I want to go out to dinner with Greg. I miss my college musical theatre friends. They always told me when I looked busted, plus they grabbed my boobs.
May 10th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Greg doesn’t grab boobs.
May 10th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
But he will explain in great detail about how you look like death, only less alive.
May 10th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Well, damn, I mean if you would leave the frickin’ scythe at home once in a while . . . .
May 10th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
It’s an interesting phenomenon, I have found, Whackette. The gays either love boobs, or they hate em.
May 10th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
I don’t know whether he loves them or hates them; that is one thing we have never discussed. All I know is mine have not been grabbed. Even when we sat in the back of a dark movie theater.
May 10th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
I loves me some beaners. Has anyone ever seen that video where the dude picks up a bunch of beaners at a beaner hangout telling them he had work building a porch. Then he pulls up in front of Immigration and starts honking his horn. Hil-fucking-arious!
May 10th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Bobby, stop that.
And the rest of you, how do we always get back to boobs?
May 11th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
Boy. All I do is try to help little Alex understand what’s going on here, and his sugar daddy, the badly punctuated General Grievous’ Dog, lumps me in with the rest of you, and uses my wonderful photo to boot (in addition to LYING about what I actually said). Should I be honored?
December 15th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
very interesting, but I don’t agree with you
Idetrorce