Sarah Palin: Russia’s Little Guttersnipe
From Pravda (Pasted in the original Pravda Engrish):
The candidate for the Vice Presidency of the United States of America, whose experience in small town politics, mothers´day dos and the local hockey club is her claim to fame, threatened to open the gates of Hell by attacking Russia in the event of another invasion of Georgia in a televised interview on ABC (shown today). One question for this self-opinionated upstart: Do you know what a nuclear holocaust is?
Sarah Palin, Mrs. Nobody know-it-all shreiking cow from Alaska, the joke of American politics, plied with a couple of vodkas before letting rip in front of incredulous audiences while McCain coos in the background, cuts a ridiculous figure as she strives to be taken seriously.
How can anyone whose husband is a member of the Alaska Independence Party and who is running for the Vice Presidency of the Union be taken seriously? How indeed can the Republican Party be taken seriously for not vetting this female, or have they not yet discovered the skeletons in her closet? We have.
So Sarah Palin, Mrs. Hockey Mom housewife-cum-small-town gossip merchant and cheap little guttersnipe, suppose you shut up and allowed real politicians and diplomats to do their work? Threatening Russia with a war is perhaps the most irresponsible thing anyone could do at this moment in time. Have you any idea what a nuclear holocaust is? Have you any notion of the power of Russia’s armed forces? Did you know that Russia has enough missiles to destroy any target anywhere on Earth in seconds?
And have you not forgotten, you pith-headed little bimbo from the back of beyond, that small detail about the slaughter of Russian citizens by Georgians, which started the whole debacle? So next time suppose you keep your mouth shut and while you’re at it, make sure the members of your family keep their legs shut too. Your country has enough failed mothers as it is.
You know there’s been a stuff on the “internets” about the totally unsupported claim that Obama wasn’t born in the U.S. Some wacko even filed a frivolous lawsuit speculating that his birth certificate was a fraud. You know, with the cold war getting heated back up and all…..wouldn’t it be just like those Ruskies to try to put one of “their own” into high office over here. Does anyone really know she’s Alaskan.? Could she really be Sarashka? Who actually was in that delivery room? Perhaps she was born a few hundred miles over to the West. Then she might have been sneaked across that frozen border by dog sled wrapped in swadding wolf skins… Having “behind the scenes” help would explain her meteoric rise to power in AK…This all seems like a plot to me. I think someone should investigate this…
Irene
17 Sep 08 at 5:22 pm
She does kinda look like Putin’s sister.
Whackjob
17 Sep 08 at 5:28 pm
Oh. My. God. That’s freaking awesome.
Fareed
17 Sep 08 at 7:09 pm
On the subject of Sarah Palin, the only thing that more offends common sense and good judgment are idiots like this author spewing hateful garbage under bullshit pseudonyms on the Internet.
I will not be voting for Mrs. Palin, but it won’t be because she’s a “cow from Alaska” or because she hasn’t thought long enough about the people of Ossetia.
I’m sure it brings you great pleasure to talk about “the power of Russia’s armed forces.” I don’t dispute that they’re now equipped to do some very big things in the world. Notably, their recent acquisition of Georgia toilets will undoubtedly extend Russia’s ability to operate in areas of the Caucasus formerly unaccessible due to excessively spicy food.
Kevin
18 Sep 08 at 4:41 pm
Kevin, I’m not sure if you’re joking or confused, but I didn’t write that. I simply pasted it from Pravda. I haven’t talked about anything, nor do I regard myself as an expert in Russian plumbing. I’m just wondering if you’re high right now.
Whackjob
18 Sep 08 at 5:47 pm
My bad. This was sent to me with something else in mind and I didn’t notice that you pasted it from Pravda. Apologies.
Kevin
18 Sep 08 at 6:04 pm
Ok, I was seriously so confused.
Whackjob
18 Sep 08 at 6:07 pm
Please tell me you dont believe what you read in pravda. I once read an article on pravda that was a report on how the big asteroid crater they have in siberia was a result of an alien shooting down a much bigger asteroid to save earth.
But yes Russia is armed, yes America has fewer nuclear missiles. However American nuclear warheads are a bit more potent than Russian. Either way, it would be a nuclear holocaust. Personally, I would believe that Russians would hold more respect from an individual that is firm then one who would sway.
The Georgian conflict was a mixture of fault on everyone. First Georgia was getting scared of Russia’s growing strength and wanted to draw the US in to hopefully deter any notions of reuniting any former soviet republics. They did this be attacking ‘Russian Citizens’ in Southern Ossetia. 2nd Southern Ossetia is supposed to be a free republic seperate from Russia and Georgia. However, Putin issued the Southern Ossetians Russian passports. Putin was aware of the importance of that region and gave Russian passports to the S. Ossetians to have a political claim. The Georgians attack of those holding Russian passports in Georgia and S. Ossetia gave Russia a foot in the door to intervene, forcing America into the mess. I would also like to point out there is a big oil pipeline running through that region and through the Caucuses.
Rice is not an expert on Russian Culture, and certainly America should have stayed out of the conflict, but we have a thing for being the world police.
McCain and Obama are both idiots. If we do anymore social engineering in this country we might as well except the Socialist trend and rename ourselves to the United Socialist Republic of America.
Matt
28 Sep 08 at 1:52 am